Time to Give Thanks

A Blogger to Blogee Love Letter

Well folks, it’s that time of year again where stretchy pants become less a fashion statement and more of a genuine necessity... But before we all start shoving our hands into fowl orifices, I had to take a moment to give a massive shout-out to you—my readers! I know it hasn’t been that long since I started Audio Toxicity, but seriously, thank you for showing up! I’m truly grateful you haven’t unsubscribed after that post about that song or band you absolutely hate. Knowing that my ramblings land somewhere other than the internet void is truly a holiday miracle, and please know that your clicks are totally essential and warmly received.

This Thanksgiving, while everyone else is busy arguing about politics, I’ll be raising a glass of cheap sparkling cider to you (probably while I argue about politics). You are the reason I can justify spending hours typing away instead of, you know, doing actual work. Your readership makes this whole gig meaningful, and I’m so thankful to have such a [insert your three most appropriate adjectives here] audience. With that said, I’m going to give you all a break by not posting again until next week.

So, as my buddy and first non-family-member subscriber Enzo would say, “Enzjoy” the impending holiday. Buy music instead of cheap shit from China on Black Friday, and know that you are appreciated more than a perfectly crispy piece of turkey skin… or tofu skin for my vegan readers.

Cheers to you, and I promise to keep the song, album, and band suggestions coming (assuming I can still reach the keyboard after Thursday).

Gobble,

J.Trash